“Tis but a scratch.”
“A scratch?! Your arm’s off!”
“No it isn’t.”
“Then what’s that?!”
*looks for a moment at severed arm*
“I’ve had worse.”
“Your liar!”
“Come on ya pansy!”
(Source: shaken-heart)
“your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries”
best insult ever?
yes…definitly
(Source: youtube.com)
FCHKH8.com: The “Teachers Can’t Talk About Homos” Law
Really America? Really?
Waaaaay Behind…….
So I really need to catch up on Bones cuz i just saw about a thousand spoilers in .3 seconds. Lol. Oh Well…
Emily Deschanel - “Oh, no! My mouth is really dry.”
David Boreanaz - “I’ll get it cleaned up for you, don’t worry about it!LOL I love these two sfm <3
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I think you’ll like this!!
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Yessssss, I always tell people that this will be my future child XD haha
i want to adopt this child…SOOOO BAAAD!!!!! what do u think britt? lmao.
This made me laugh. So hard. Don’t even know why.
hahahaha
lmao. i feel ya…
(Source: storiesofavagabond)
